Beavis/Butthead

Level KXP Spells
 		TH
10(none)-1
210(none)0
320(none)1
440(none)2
580(none)3
6160(none)4
7320(none)5
8640(none)6
91280(none)7
101400(none)8
111700(none)9
122000(none)10
132300(none)11
142600(none)12
152900(none)13
163200(none)14
173500(none)15
183800(none)16
194100(none)17
204400(none)18
214700(none)19
225000(none)20
235300(none)21
245600(none)22
255900(none)23
266200(none)24
276500(none)25
286800(none)26
297100(none)27
307400(none)28
317700(none)29
328000(none)30
338300(none)31
348600(none)32
358900(none)33
369200(none)34
Race Adjustments:
StrDexConIntWisChr CmlAThpTHDiv
-3+5-2-3-2+5+0 +0+6+0÷1
Requisites:Dex 5, Int 5, Chr 10, Race Slots 1, Class Slots 2
Alignment:Any
HD/level:1d6
Weapon Prof.:3+level/2
To Hit Table:+level-2
Save Table:+level*2
Reference:MTV
Groups:Archetype, Rogue, Joke
Complexity:CF=3
Counts as human, degenerate. 2 for 3 trading. Continuous Uncontrolled Giggling.
When you take this class, choose Beavis or Butthead and get the appropriate level abilities.
Level N (each level): [insert here] Rules!!: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N has no save.
Level N (each level): [insert here] Kicks Ass!!: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N has double numerical effect.
Level N (each level): [insert here] Sucks!!: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N has half numerical effect.
Level N (each level): Huh, Huh, Huh, (s)he said [insert here]: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N can’t be used in the room.
[Beavis]
Level 1: I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole: Free GGL pick in The Great Cornholio.
Level 2: I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?: 1/d: Project Image.
Level 3: My list includes any girl with at least one boob: You may wear an extra breastplate armor.
Level 4: Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio: Immune disease as long as you are armed.
Level 5: If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?: You have x-ray vision.
Level 6: A bed shouldn’t have instructions. Except for, like, 'Sleep.': 1/d: Artificial Party Reset.
Level 7: That son of a bitch ate our nachos: 1M, LVL/d: Goodberry spell but creates nachos.
Level 8: Shut-up fart knocker!!: 1/d: Counter a Command/Word spell.
Level 9: Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire!: Mouth’s M action: Summon a DL X Fire Elemental or Create a DL XII Fire elemental (uncontrolled).
[Butthead]
Level 1: Uh, hey, baby. Come to Butthead: Mouth’s M action: SEL=4 charm one target of opposite gender.
Level 2: If they like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began: 1slowP: One group is SEL=1 diseased.
Level 3: If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass: 1/d: You may free up your summon slot by allowing your summon to become an enemy in the room who can’t roll you to be affected.
Level 4: My list is like your list, but it also includes your MOM: You get +1 animal companion.
Level 5: Shut up before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth: 1P, 1 attack: One target SEL=4 Turned Inside Out.
Level 6: Work sucks, let’s go break something: 1P, 1V: Barbarian Smash all magical items in the room.
Level 7: They suck in ways we haven’t, like, seen stuff suck before: LVL/d: The next time a named effect is at half effect, it is instead at 1/10 effect.
Level 8: You monkeyspank: 1/d: Command/Word spell of your choice.
Level 9: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before: 1/d: Choose a named effect. That effect has no effect and banned in the room.
Level 15: BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW: Gain the level abilities of both [Beavis] and [Butthead].